The Funny Bone
Meet The Funny Bone, the newest Silly-cone investment opportunity from NoodleCrafters (guaranteed safe from inflation, *honk honk*). Gift it to your partner for a romantic jester *honk honk*. You might need to warn them though, it might taste a little funny! *honk honk*. Be quick though, you've got to get them while they're in laughing-stock.